Policy No. 01★ Satire ★
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Money out of politics
"Less lobbying. More posting."
Own onli Abdol nd be happy
★★★ For Michigan ★★★
Money out of politics.
Memes in your pockets.
Medicare for all bags.
$ABDOL. The most serious campaign in Michigan.

★ Vote memes ★
★★★ The Movement ★★★
Washington has lobbyists. Michigan has memes. ABDOL EL SOYED is bringing political satire to the Solana trenches. No complicated promises. Just one ticker, one movement, and a whole lot of memes.
★★★ The Platform ★★★
01
"Less lobbying. More posting."
02
"Because the American dream deserves a ticker."
03
"Every portfolio deserves a checkup."
★★★ Mini game ★★★
Bust the crooked politicians (+1). Don't hit Abdol (−2).